Debt Angel - Credit Cards

Credit Cards - And Hetham Begot Jeddadiah, And Jeddediah Begot Romminicos, And Romminico Lost $80 At The Track

Man was put on Earth to pay homage to God. Woman was put on Earth to rub-a-dub and spend like all get out. Credit cards were invented for womenkind - is that sexist? Are we thinking backwards here? Is one of our great representatives on Earth sitting spread-eagle on a flo-house mattress with a tranny and 50 ounces of smack? Maybe - but that won't stop us from spreading the good word and helping millions say "no" to the great evil - credit cards.

Credit cards are hypocritical to the extreme

The Debt Angel is used to hypocrisy - can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. We've created the credit card to test humans, to put them through the financial ringer as it were, to bend t hem backwards over teh rack of financial pain. For only through pain, only through the debts inspired by credit cards can one truly begin to feel the awesome power of the great spirit fathers:

The sing-song hush of baby's breath
The silk-soft leaflets from yon Passion Fruit
The lusty, sinful delight of watching Entertainment Tonight.

These are the things to truly cherish - not credit!